Although it could jeopardize my career as a securities attorney, I have a bit of insider information to share with readers of this blog. Buy as many shares of Proctor & Gamble (NYSE: PG) as you can.
Why, you ask? Because Proctor & Gamble makes and distributes Pampers(R) brand diapers and we just discovered that, how should I put this, every time Claire avails herself of the benefit of a Pampers diaper, even if she uses it on a very limited basis (as in barely at all), she cries like crazy and we have to swap out her diaper. So you should expect to see a sharp spike in P&G's revenues for all of fiscal years 2010 and 2011. We're happy that we've cracked one of the codes of her crying and we think our gain should be your gain as well.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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Hey Chris & Fran- Congrats on the arrival of beautiful baby Claire! Only a few weeks old and she's already a great blogger! One note, check out Pampers website, they have the Gifts to Grow program where you enter the code from all those diapers and wipes you will be buying and use your points to get free stuff. Hey, might as well take advantage of free stuff! Enjoy Claire! xo Sarah Klocinski
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